♪ Go ♪
[theme music]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Tee-tee-tee-tee-tee ♪♪
♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Go ♪♪
[instrumental music]
zap zap zap
This is gonna be the greatest
achievement of my life!
[zapping]
click click click
[zapping]
Beast boy, emergency.
No time to explain.
Come on, get the car!
Gotta go!
[zapping]
[intense music]
vroom
What's the emergency?
Got a monster to deal with.
A monster case of the munchies.
Cheeseburger, fries, milk shake,
and a small side salad, stat.
[indistinct]
Man, these backups seem like
they take longer every week.
[door slams]
Cyborg, emergency.
'No time to explain.'
Come on, get in the car!
We gotta go!
beep beep beep
[intense music]
Check it out,
Dog Simulator 2000.
[clatters]
gulp gulp gulp
You cannot eat
the berry, Silkie.
They are bad for you.
Yes, they are.
Oh, yes, they are.
[glass shatters]
Starfire, emergency!
No time to explain! Come on!
Get the car! We gotta go!
chomp chomp chomp
[intense music]
Pick me up in an hour.
Thank you.
Arrrr!
[growls]
Back, foul demon.
[zapping]
Azarath metrion zinth..
[machine whirring]
Raven, emergency!
No time to explain!
Come on, get the car!
We gotta go!
[intense music]
chomp
clang clang clang
Guys, emergency!
No time to explain!
Come on! Get the car!
We gotta go!
Guys, emergency!
Car, go, now!
Guys.. He he. Emergency?
Oh, yeah? So, what's the big
emergency, Robin?
Everything's half off
at the dollar store!
Man, all week you've been
bumming rides for stupid stuff.
You know you messed up
my weekly backup, right?
You're lucky I didn't lose
any important data.
I must agree with Cyborg.
It is most irritating.
Thank you.
beep beep beep
Who's that orange girl?
[crackling]
Why can't you just
drive yourself, dude?
Uh...my, uh.. Ahem.
My license was suspended.
- What?
- Yeah. I..
I was in a little fender bender.
No, no, no.
You don't need to come down.
It's, uh, just a scratch.
boom
So, you destroyed the Batmobile.
[laughter]
- You did not.
- Ahh!
- Ah, you in trouble.
- He he he!
It is enjoyable to laugh
at someone else's misfortune.
Anyways, I found a guy
on the internet.
He says he'll get
my license back, no problemo.
Sounds kinda sketchy, Robin.
It's on the level.
Besides, how can I not pass?
I am a master driver.
[instrumental music]
[tires screeches]
Well, this is where the driving
instructor told me to meet.
"Get in. Start engine."
Okay.
[engine revving]
[music on radio]
[hip-hop music]
[alarm blaring]
[intense music]
thud
[hip-hop music]
My name is Ed. I'll be your
driving instructor.
Ed, as in "Driver's Ed?"
Ha ha!
Just Ed.
The way this works is that
every time you fail to comply
with an instruction,
I make a deduction.
Too many deductions, you fail.
Hey, what's that noise?
Is that--
Pull out into traffic
and proceed
through the intersection.
- But what about the--
- And that's a deduction.
[sighs]
Okay. Right, right.
I'm going.
[dramatic music]
[gunfire]
- I swear, that sounds like--
- Eyes front.
- Sorry.
- That's a deduction.
Left here.
[tires screeching]
No signal,
another deduction.
Oh, man.
[siren wailing]
Increase your speed.
If you say so.
Now, turn right.
[tires screeching]
- Are you sure?
- Deduction.
Left.
'Deduction, hard right.'
[sirens wailing]
Turn right.
- But there's no..
- Two deductions.
Hard right.
[sirens wailing]
I think we're finished here.
So, how did I do?
So, you failed
your driver's test?
[laughing]
Whoo.
[sighs]
Master driver, huh?
[scoffs]
[chuckling]
Laughing at your shortcomings
makes us all feel better
about ourselves.
[giggles]
[sighs]
It is okay, Robin.
A lot of people
fail the test of driving.
Will someone please tell me
who that strange woman is?
Look, I'm a great driver.
I'm just not
a great test-taker.
'L, R, alligator'
and blurry spot.
[crashes]
The good thing
is I can keep
re-taking the test
until I pass.
And I will pass.
Because I am a master driver.
He is gonna fail, isn't he?
Big time.
[alarm blaring]
[gunfire]
So, last time I think
you freaked me out a little
but now I'm ready.
Did you hear that?
It sounds like..
- That's going to be a--
- Okay, okay.
No deductions.
[sirens wailing]
This music is terrible.
[classical music on radio]
That's a deduction.
thud
Only three seconds
in the air, deduction.
[door dings]
[sirens wailing]
I asked you to turn down
the cereal aisle.
I know, that's a deduction.
["Benny Hill" theme music]
[crashing]
[door dings]
Meet me for a re-take
in front of the casino.
[gunfire]
By the money factory.
[gunfire]
At the end of the rainbow.
[gunfire]
How about you just
tell me who you are?
We went to school
together, right?
You look a lot
like my cousin.
Did we eat at the same
restaurant the other night?
Hey, is that Robin?
Huh. He's supposed
to be meeting
his driver's ed instructor.
I don't know why he's in front
of a jewelry store.
[alarm blaring]
[tires screeching]
[gunfire]
Looks like it's because
he's the getaway driver.
Surely Robin is not aware
he is aiding and abetting
a criminal.
Well, that's why
we've got to warn him..
...whoever you are.
[electricity crackling]
[car honking]
What are they doing here?
Oh, they're here
to laugh at me.
No superpowers,
and can't drive.
I bet that's what
they're saying.
I'll show them.
Make a right here.
Stow it, Ed.
I've got this one.
[tires screeching]
[upbeat music]
boom
[crashing]
[thumping]
[music continues]
[dramatic music]
boing
screech
crash
boom
thump
Nice driving, Cyborg.
[electricity crackling]
Hey, when did
Starfire get here?
[panting]
[gulping]
You pass.
Yes!
But only because
I never want you
as a getaway driver again.
I was using you the whole time,
and you couldn't see it.
Nope, I knew. That's why I'm not
warning you about the demon.
[screaming]
That's right. Master driver.
[upbeat music]
[instrumental music]
[whirring]
Oh.
Have you witnessed
Raven's mood?
It appears to be un-good.
Yeah, she's been like that
for the last few days.
Shh. Here she comes.
Okay, Raven,
what's bugging you?
You know, uh, more than usual?
Aah!
Don't wanna talk about it.
Come on, sing, little birdie.
[distorted]
I said I don't
wanna talk about it.
And I can totally respect that.
- Raven?
- Fine.
I'll tell you.
My father is coming here
for a visit.
Oh, no?
You don't understand.
He's not your typical dad.
I can relate. I mean,
I am half robot, after all.
[instrumental music]
Catch, daddy, catch.
clang tring
It's just, I had a lot
of issues growing up.
Who had childhood issues, ahem?
Excuse me,
but are you my mother?
[trumpeting]
Okay. Okay, thanks anyway.
thud thud
Uh, are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
bam
[all quacking]
Are you my mother?
Look, my father, Trigon, is..
(all)
Trigon?
Trigon.
Devourer of a million souls.
Conqueror of countless worlds.
Trigon is one of
the most powerful beings
in the entire universe.
He is your father?
Yep, my dad is
literally a demon
who feeds off
the suffering of others.
[sighs]
Especially me.
[banging on door]
Behold Trigon..
Master of the dark
Destroyer of dimensions
Enslaver of civilizations..
(Raven)
Enough with the resume, dad.
[applauding]
Hi, I'm Raven's father.
You must be Cyborg.
Is that an upgraded
optical sensor?
Uh, yeah, thanks for noticing
all powerful Trigon, sir.
[audience laughing]
Greetings, I am Starfire
your daughter's
best female friend
within the Teen Titans.
Young lady, these pale
in comparison to your beauty.
(audience)
'Aww.'
And the party animal himself,
Beast Boy.
Guilty.
No introduction needed,
Boy Wonder.
The honor is mine.
How is your back?
It's fine. Why?
Thought it might be sore
from carrying Batman
all these years.
- Ha! Ha!
- Aah!
Why are you here, dad?
To see my only daughter
and her friends, of course.
And now you have. Goodbye.
Raven.
That was harsh, man,
even for her.
Yeah, I mean, her dad
didn't seem that bad.
There's something
called knocking, dad.
This place is a pigsty.
How do you live like this?
[whirring]
So I was thinking,
maybe tonight we can
take your friends
for some pizza.
My treat.
Not interested.
You know, I wish you could
at least pretend
to be happy to see your dad.
How could I, when I know
the real reason you're here
is to lecture me about not
living up to my potential?
When you said you wanted
to be a hero
did I stop you? No.
I figured it would be great
for you to save some lives
and get it out of your system.
But let's face it, you're
wasting your powers here, Raven.
When I was your age..
Oh, here it comes.
...I had already enslaved
my first dimension.
When was the last time
you even tried
to torment a species
for no reason, huh?
Huh, huh?
I didn't ask to be
a demon spawn, you know.
So just leave me alone.
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
Where did I go wrong?
Raven's not much of
a conversationalist, is she?
Hmm, we don't exactly
see eye-to-eye-to-eye.
Yeah, I irritate the snot
out of her, too.
She must have a thing
against powerful men, you know?
I mean, who wouldn't
want a father
who could grant any power?
Whoa. Did you say, "Any power?"
[dramatic music]
Seriously, you have no idea
what a wiener my dad can be.
Dude, you got it twisted.
Your old man's
straight up the bomb.
Why are you talking like that?
How are you talking like that?
(Beast Boy)
Your dad gave her the power
to speak like an Earth teen.
[spits]
Aah!
And he gave me the power
to turn into anything I want.
Look.
And yet you choose
to be a bean bag.
Now I can veg out on myself.
[laughs]
L-O-L.
Whoo!
What's up, Rave?
My dad's got
Princess Starry-eyes
and the Beast Brain thinking
he's the greatest
thing since toilet paper.
Glad you and Robin
aren't so gullible.
Where is Robin anyway?
thud thud thud
Notice anything
different, Raven?
You're twitching.
bang bang
Yep, pretty awesome, huh?
[upbeat music]
snap
[growling]
[shattering]
What, you didn't want
a power from my dad?
Of course I did.
He gave me a dog for a hand.
[laughing]
Quit it! Quit it!
I love you so much, dog-hand.
I just, I just love you so much.
[instrumental music]
Ugh, he got to you too, Silkie?
What's the haps, players?
You need to stop talking.
[scoffs]
Haters gonna hate.
Raven, you've got Trigon
all wrong. He's a great dad.
Straight-up awesome!
Holla!
His breath smells
like a fireplace.
What is wrong with you guys?
What's wrong with you?
Trigon said that
you could have been
granting powers for us
all along.
Easy, boy. Easy.
Instead of fighting your dad
maybe you should try
to be more like him.
[grunting]
[sighs]
You're right.
It's time I became the daughter
my dad always wanted me to be.
[wind whistling]
(Raven)
After thinking about
what you said, dad
I'm ready to embrace
my inner demon.
That's my little tyrant.
[whirring]
Just three easy steps.
First, draw your power
from the terror
of every Earth-child's
nightmares.
Easy-cheesy, Rave,
you can do it.
[barks]
[dramatic music]
[whirring]
zoop
[maniacal laughter]
[rumbling]
Now, focus that power
and open an
inter-dimensional portal.
zoop
Way to go, Raven.
Bravo.
[sobbing]
I'm so proud.
The only thing left to do
is kill all your friends.
Kill us, kill us.
You can, like, totally do it.
Yeah. Wait, what?
I'd like to first make
an example out of one.
I suggest Beast Boy.
To force the others
to swear their allegiance
then eradicate them anyway.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
not cool.
[snarling]
Nothing personal.
Just the last step in becoming
truly demonic.
Go ahead and
annihilate them, dear.
Then we can get
ice cream to celebrate.
So, still want me to be..
[distorted]
...more like him?
[screeching]
(all)
No. Unh-unh.
That's what I thought.
Sorry, dad.
Looks like I'm going to
flunk out of demon school.
You've brought weakness
upon the legend of Trigon.
After I revoke
your dark powers
then I will destroy
your friends.
What do you know!
Raven was right all along.
You are a major wiener.
[dramatic music]
[electricity crackling]
And how are you going to defeat
the most powerful being
in the universe?
By using the powers you gave us.
Titans, go!
[instrumental music]
[exhaling]
crash
[dramatic music]
[groaning]
[snarling]
zoop
Aah!
Whatever.
bam pow bam
[whirring]
zoop
Aaah!
crash
[whimpers]
He's gone for now.
But he'll be back
probably for Thanksgiving.
[audience laughing]
[audience applauding]
[theme music]